Some of the best, worst, and best worst romance novel covers around.
She doesn’t look too pleased about the fact that she’s about to flash everybody…
Editor’s note: Maybe it’s hate-flashing. Is that a thing?
10 March 2014
As she rummaged beneath his floral throw pillow, she truly believed she’d never feel anything like this ever again.
Editor’s note: I dunno, what I get out of it is “hold on, I stashed like six bags of doritos in here.”
Why can’t they just share the hedge?
7 March 2014
HAPPY OBJECTIFIED SCOTSMAN THURSDAY!
6 March 2014
Editor’s note: Man, that bear is photogenic. It’s like bear glamour shots.
5 March 2014
Nowhere near as horrible as what I usually post, except that when scrolling through images on google, I read this one as “Pine Temptation”
She definitely isn’t invisible, but she looks like she might be dead…
Editor’s note: Boat-paddlin’ guy has some Michael Jackson leaning moves going on.
4 March 2014
zoemundtroublemaker asked: The Chocolate Fantasy book author is a black woman.
That doesn’t make the weird photoshop filter any less terrible.
Is it a rule that non-shapeshifter gay romances have to involve really bad photoshop and one man being shirtless in an inappropriate location?
Editor’s note: I’ve also noticed a lot of bridges.
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