Some of the best, worst, and best worst romance novel covers around.
HAPPY OBJECTIFIED SCOTSMAN THURSDAY!
12 December 2013
Finally somebody is capitalizing on the huge market for gay penguin shapeshifter romances.
11 December 2013
please forgive me for what i have created
Editor’s note: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
10 December 2013
Found this while looking at the “Customers who bought this item also bought…” section for Jackin’ Frosty. There’s even a Kindle preview!
Editor’s note: Sadako/Samara? Is that you?
The real important part of this cover is the horse back there practicing Michael Jackson’s anti-gravity lean dance move. I’m glad he has a supportive horse friend to critique.
Editor’s note: This is the first case of censorship by Christmas tree ornament I’ve ever seen, but I imagine you could be way funnier with that.
9 December 2013
Anonymous asked: *sees cover* *reads description* *sees cover again* *drinks to forget*
Having some mysterious background shape trauma myself, anon.
Anonymous asked: Oh god the Jackin' Frosty one has got to be a joke cover. Surely.
I’d apologize for this but I’m too busy laughing until I cry.
Pretty sure that baby’s been working out.
Editor’s note: I think he’s supposed to be tipping his cowboy hat, but they couldn’t have him being anything other than a torso, so they had to shut that down ASAP.
7 December 2013
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Also take a look at wtfbadfantasycovers for even more dragons and elves (though we have plenty here, they're just more... romancey. Sometimes.)
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