Dawn has finally come
A beautiful torsun is rising
Editor’s note: You should always keep your promises to sky torsos. The sky torsos’ wrath is swift and terrible.

Dawn has finally come

A beautiful torsun is rising

Editor’s note: You should always keep your promises to sky torsos. The sky torsos’ wrath is swift and terrible.

25 July 2014 ·

HAPPY OBJECTIFIED SCOTSMAN THURSDAY!

HAPPY OBJECTIFIED SCOTSMAN THURSDAY!

24 July 2014 ·

Jeremiah Quick…. Need I say more? This as popped up on Facebook, of all places. But I mean, if he’s that quick, there shouldn’t be much of a story.
Editor’s note: Well with that much eyeliner he can’t be quick to get out of the house in the morning.

Jeremiah Quick…. Need I say more? This as popped up on Facebook, of all places. But I mean, if he’s that quick, there shouldn’t be much of a story.

Editor’s note: Well with that much eyeliner he can’t be quick to get out of the house in the morning.

23 July 2014 ·

A+ photoshopping. 
Editor’s note: Shirtless baseball player tries to impress looming giant lady in the stands using his incredibly flat head.

A+ photoshopping. 

Editor’s note: Shirtless baseball player tries to impress looming giant lady in the stands using his incredibly flat head.

23 July 2014 ·

Anonymous said: oh, i've read sex in a can, it's pretty good. the can & tentacle pictured are nothing like how they're described, but that's pretty much what it's about so

Someone should post a review of this book on Amazon that says “can & tentacle pictured are nothing like how they’re described, want refund”.

23 July 2014 ·

Just…no words.
Editor’s note: Smut you can order from Archie McPhee!

Just…no words.

Editor’s note: Smut you can order from Archie McPhee!

22 July 2014 ·

Someone bought a thesaurus.

Someone bought a thesaurus.

22 July 2014 ·

OW.
Editor’s note: Aside from the obvious I-don’t-want-to-know, each third of this cover seems entirely unrelated to the other two.

OW.

Editor’s note: Aside from the obvious I-don’t-want-to-know, each third of this cover seems entirely unrelated to the other two.

21 July 2014 ·

I have no words. 
Editor’s Note: I’m gone for a week and I come back to gay blenders. I suppose I shouldn’t be surprised.

I have no words. 

Editor’s Note: I’m gone for a week and I come back to gay blenders. I suppose I shouldn’t be surprised.

21 July 2014 ·

I am at the beach for the week and the house we rented came helpfully stocked  with blog fodder.

I mean yeah, she looks like she’s probably high but she was nice enough to make you pancakes, so you can’t really complain.

I am at the beach for the week and the house we rented came helpfully stocked with blog fodder.

I mean yeah, she looks like she’s probably high but she was nice enough to make you pancakes, so you can’t really complain.

12 July 2014 ·

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