I don’t think you’re allowed to be a sky head looking out over sheep without an Amish bonnet.

I seem to always end up posting things with tentacles on Fridays. So, uh, happy disturbing betentacled Friday?

HAPPY OBJECTIFIED SCOTSMAN THURSDAY!

HAPPY OBJECTIFIED SCOTSMAN THURSDAY!

In looking for behatted men I also found this, but I don’t think this is what you were looking for, anon.

I was asked by an anon if I could find an “objectified Englishman”, preferably with a top hat and a monocle— here’s the best one I’ve found so far. I can only hope they never refer to him by anything other than “Phaeton Black, Paranormal Investigator”. No pronouns allowed.

So is her matrix kung-fu-learning plug in her armpit?

And stairs. Mostly stairs.

If you actually thought this was a romance novel based on this cover, you worry me. Seek help.

“Help, I’m falling at a 60 degree angle, breaking all the laws of physics!”

(And before anyone corrects my geometry, it’s an MST3K quote.)