"From the dairy shed to the Royal Agricultural Show pavilion, Treasure′s cheeky satirical humour and wicked imagination offers up a dozen fun-filled, and sometimes poignant, tales of dust and lust. This collection will have you clamoring for a stock whip, a saddle and a jackaroo."
It will do NO SUCH THING, thank you very much.
Editor’s note: Bonus pointlessly photoshopped thumbnail!

"From the dairy shed to the Royal Agricultural Show pavilion, Treasure′s cheeky satirical humour and wicked imagination offers up a dozen fun-filled, and sometimes poignant, tales of dust and lust. This collection will have you clamoring for a stock whip, a saddle and a jackaroo."

It will do NO SUCH THING, thank you very much.

Editor’s note: Bonus pointlessly photoshopped thumbnail!

16 April 2014 ·

The camels walking on his head are like bad photoshop before photoshop existed. 
Editor’s note: Why is everyone smugging rightward?

The camels walking on his head are like bad photoshop before photoshop existed. 

Editor’s note: Why is everyone smugging rightward?

16 April 2014 ·

Their love would last for eternity. Unfortunately, so would their mom jeans.
Editor’s note: And their beautiful, beautiful mullets.

Their love would last for eternity. Unfortunately, so would their mom jeans.

Editor’s note: And their beautiful, beautiful mullets.

15 April 2014 ·

the dragon kind of looks like it flew into a glass wall or something. i’ve no other explanation for why its arms are splayed like that.
Editor’s note: I like how they spaced the editor’s credit so it wouldn’t cover any of his ridiculous codpiece.

the dragon kind of looks like it flew into a glass wall or something. i’ve no other explanation for why its arms are splayed like that.

Editor’s note: I like how they spaced the editor’s credit so it wouldn’t cover any of his ridiculous codpiece.

14 April 2014 ·

I’m not sure if you’ve gotten this one already, but I had to submit it as soon as I saw it. I mean, come on. It’s gay erotica with an awful cover and it’s in space AND it’s got Sleepy Hollow Guy. What’s not to love?
(First-time submitter, long-time follower. Love your blog, keep it up!)
Editor’s note: And they photoshopped his hair more unconvincingly than new Quicksilver’s wig! Oh, this is truly a gift. (And thank you so much!)

I’m not sure if you’ve gotten this one already, but I had to submit it as soon as I saw it. I mean, come on. It’s gay erotica with an awful cover and it’s in space AND it’s got Sleepy Hollow Guy. What’s not to love?

(First-time submitter, long-time follower. Love your blog, keep it up!)

Editor’s note: And they photoshopped his hair more unconvincingly than new Quicksilver’s wig! Oh, this is truly a gift. (And thank you so much!)

11 April 2014 ·

what’s up with his right eye?
Editor’s note: HAPPY SHIFTY-EYED OBJECTIFIED SCOTSMAN THURSDAY!

what’s up with his right eye?

Editor’s note: HAPPY SHIFTY-EYED OBJECTIFIED SCOTSMAN THURSDAY!

10 April 2014 ·

wait, is that andrew w.k.?
Editor’s note: HAPPY OBJECTIFIED SCOTSMAN THURSDAY!
Also, I think she doubts his love for New York City.

wait, is that andrew w.k.?

Editor’s note: HAPPY OBJECTIFIED SCOTSMAN THURSDAY!

Also, I think she doubts his love for New York City.

10 April 2014 ·

Editor’s note: So, either he is the ugly girlfriend, in which case, buck up, buddy! You’re fine! Or he is going to therapy due to having an ugly girlfriend in which case, screw you, you shallow ass.

Editor’s note: So, either he is the ugly girlfriend, in which case, buck up, buddy! You’re fine! Or he is going to therapy due to having an ugly girlfriend in which case, screw you, you shallow ass.

9 April 2014 ·

Editor’s note: And then she ascended to torso heaven.

Editor’s note: And then she ascended to torso heaven.

9 April 2014 ·

Undercover Babies.
Under. Cover. Babies. 
Editor’s note: Well, I have to say, their disguise is rather crap.

Undercover Babies.

Under. Cover. Babies

Editor’s note: Well, I have to say, their disguise is rather crap.

7 April 2014 ·

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