This one helpfully has two terrible covers!

A) BOW BEFORE THE LOOMING MUSCULAR GOD OF TRAFFIC

B) This is the least flattering picture of a bicep I have ever seen.

19 September 2014 ·

Editor’s note: Wow, Ellora’s Cave, this is a whole new kind of weird from you. I can’t even begin to figure out what is going on here.

Editor’s note: Wow, Ellora’s Cave, this is a whole new kind of weird from you. I can’t even begin to figure out what is going on here.

19 September 2014 ·

Scotsman, anyone? I am having way too much fun browsing NetGalley to find terrible new romance covers and Highlanders because of you. :)
Editor’s note: THANK YOU! AND ALSO HAPPY OBJECTIFIED SCOTSMAN THURSDAY!

Scotsman, anyone? I am having way too much fun browsing NetGalley to find terrible new romance covers and Highlanders because of you. :)

Editor’s note: THANK YOU! AND ALSO HAPPY OBJECTIFIED SCOTSMAN THURSDAY!

18 September 2014 ·

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And here at WTFBadRomanceCovers, we have no real knowledge of the politics involved, so this is all I’m going to say on the issue, but also, if you happen to be an objectified Scotsmen, HAPPY VOTING FOR THINGS DAY TO YOU.

18 September 2014 ·

And another Scotsman…
Editor’s note: HAPPY OBJECTIFIED SCOTSMAN THURSDAY!

And another Scotsman…

Editor’s note: HAPPY OBJECTIFIED SCOTSMAN THURSDAY!

18 September 2014 ·

Don’t you think?

Don’t you think?

17 September 2014 ·

Anonymous said: I think it's 'sharing', not 'shaving'

Yes, I realize that. See “bad font choices” tag.

17 September 2014 ·

But it doesn’t look like he shaved much at all.

But it doesn’t look like he shaved much at all.

17 September 2014 ·

She’s trying real hard not to notice the giant dismembered head in the sky. 
Editor’s note: This is the worst three wolf moon shirt I’ve ever seen.

She’s trying real hard not to notice the giant dismembered head in the sky. 

Editor’s note: This is the worst three wolf moon shirt I’ve ever seen.

15 September 2014 ·

bookburns:

You mean King Koopa?

bookburns:

You mean King Koopa?

15 September 2014 ·

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