This looks like a story about a stalker/murderer, but it’s a romance. 
Editor’s note: Not only a romance, but a ghost romance.

This looks like a story about a stalker/murderer, but it’s a romance. 

Editor’s note: Not only a romance, but a ghost romance.

20 August 2014 ·


Ah, Ellora’s Cave, you’re always there to make sure that nude basement whisking smut demographic is taken care of.

Ah, Ellora’s Cave, you’re always there to make sure that nude basement whisking smut demographic is taken care of.

20 August 2014 ·

Anonymous said: OMFG THE JACKIN FROSTY ONE!!!! I'm actually never going to be okay again. I can't handle it. I never thought anything could top the Were-gator porn but this wins everything. I'm done. I'm moving to the moon.

Godspeed on your moon voyage, anonymous.

19 August 2014 ·

I remember that beautiful hot air balloon trip, the floating married couple making out and blocking out the sun, watching the copy and paste zebras stand statically in the fields.

I remember that beautiful hot air balloon trip, the floating married couple making out and blocking out the sun, watching the copy and paste zebras stand statically in the fields.

19 August 2014 ·

*facepalm*

*facepalm*

19 August 2014 ·

Arthur and LancelotSittin’ in a tree
Editor’s note: He looks more utterly defeated than horny, imo.

Arthur and Lancelot
Sittin’ in a tree

Editor’s note: He looks more utterly defeated than horny, imo.

18 August 2014 ·

The summary asks: “What happens when a suicidal paramedic falls in love with an ambulance chasing reporter?”
Stock images of NYC and people run through multiple photoshop filters apparently. 
Editor’s note: Tattle Crime: the Romance.

The summary asks: “What happens when a suicidal paramedic falls in love with an ambulance chasing reporter?”

Stock images of NYC and people run through multiple photoshop filters apparently. 

Editor’s note: Tattle Crime: the Romance.

18 August 2014 ·

Editor’s note: My Lord Pirate looks like he just wishes the sea would give him a break already and let him grab this tiny, ineffectual rope in peace.

Editor’s note: My Lord Pirate looks like he just wishes the sea would give him a break already and let him grab this tiny, ineffectual rope in peace.

12 August 2014 ·

And part 2 of our Aaron Burr trilogy. Sadly neither the submitter or myself could find #3 (Eliza, it looks like).

And part 2 of our Aaron Burr trilogy. Sadly neither the submitter or myself could find #3 (Eliza, it looks like).

11 August 2014 ·

From original submission: There was actually a trilogy from the 1970s (though I can only find two of them) about US Vice President Aaron Burr.  Aaron Burr.  In the one above, he actually creeps hardcore on Alexander Hamilton’s teenage daughter.Editor’s note: Okay, I had to break this into a couple posts, so thank you feistyphocion for the submission, and more disturbing Aaron Burr romance to come?

From original submission: There was actually a trilogy from the 1970s (though I can only find two of them) about US Vice President Aaron Burr.  Aaron Burr.  In the one above, he actually creeps hardcore on Alexander Hamilton’s teenage daughter.

Editor’s note: Okay, I had to break this into a couple posts, so thank you for the submission, and more disturbing Aaron Burr romance to come?

11 August 2014 ·

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