What, putting “it” in quotation marks was too subtle for you?

What, putting “it” in quotation marks was too subtle for you?

20 October 2014 ·

Anonymous said: For the anon looking for kilt tumblrs, I am rather partial to fuckyeahmeninkilts (lots of variety, usually very nicely-dressed men) and scotsmen (the blog subtitle is Kilts & Cocks, which sums it up very well, definitely NSFW).

Posted for prev. anon, thank you, current anon!

16 October 2014 ·

Anonymous said: Sort of off-topic but do you know any tumblrs dedicated to gorgeous men wearing kilts and not a lot else?

I do not, but I’m sure someone must— if you have an answer for this nice anon, please send it in!

16 October 2014 ·

HAPPY OBJECTIFIED SCOTSMAN THURSDAY

HAPPY OBJECTIFIED SCOTSMAN THURSDAY

16 October 2014 ·

Editor’s note: Wow, that creepy-ass justice statue would have been enough on its own, but the title, too? Dang.

Editor’s note: Wow, that creepy-ass justice statue would have been enough on its own, but the title, too? Dang.

15 October 2014 ·

“Who cares about football when there is so much other sport to be had!”
Editor’s note: But first, here’s a photo of the moon I took with a camera phone! Lack of visibility is artsy, right?

Who cares about football when there is so much other sport to be had!”

Editor’s note: But first, here’s a photo of the moon I took with a camera phone! Lack of visibility is artsy, right?

14 October 2014 ·

I found it on twitter, it made me laugh so hard
Editor’s note: Oh I know I’ve seen that Viking before somewhere (minus the hat)…
I’m kind of impressed that the cover blurb has a semi-colon in it.

I found it on twitter, it made me laugh so hard

Editor’s note: Oh I know I’ve seen that Viking before somewhere (minus the hat)…

I’m kind of impressed that the cover blurb has a semi-colon in it.

13 October 2014 ·

Anonymous said: what proportion of these covers are real, and how many are fakes that people submit for a laugh?

All real with an exception of one or two.

9 October 2014 ·

HAPPY OBJECTIFIED SCOTSMAN THURSDAY!

HAPPY OBJECTIFIED SCOTSMAN THURSDAY!

9 October 2014 ·

wtfbadfantasycovers:

The wizard will slamdunk his magical orb and win the totally radical magical basketball tournament.

wtfbadfantasycovers:

The wizard will slamdunk his magical orb and win the totally radical magical basketball tournament.

8 October 2014 ·

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