HAPPY OBJECTIFIED SCOTSMAN THURSDAY!
MAC makeup edition! (link)
Editor’s note: THANK YOU KIND READER, I TOTALLY SPACED OUT THIS MORNING

HAPPY OBJECTIFIED SCOTSMAN THURSDAY!

MAC makeup edition! (link)

Editor’s note: THANK YOU KIND READER, I TOTALLY SPACED OUT THIS MORNING

31 July 2014 ·

To be fair I didn’t find this, she did: https://twitter.com/SMs_Obsessions/status/493892764887572484And I can’t outdo her commentary: “You know what’s not a three way tie? The vote that this is one of the worst covers ever”
Editor’s note: Oh man, they did a great job cutting the participants out of whatever images they originated in, but man, the different light sources make this weird. Or the woman is so pale she’s bioluminescent, in which case, where can I pick up this ability, because I should also qualify.

To be fair I didn’t find this, she did: https://twitter.com/SMs_Obsessions/status/493892764887572484

And I can’t outdo her commentary: “You know what’s not a three way tie? The vote that this is one of the worst covers ever”

Editor’s note: Oh man, they did a great job cutting the participants out of whatever images they originated in, but man, the different light sources make this weird. Or the woman is so pale she’s bioluminescent, in which case, where can I pick up this ability, because I should also qualify.

30 July 2014 ·

Editor’s note: They are trying their best not to let on how awkward it is sharing a room with that giant woman.

Editor’s note: They are trying their best not to let on how awkward it is sharing a room with that giant woman.

29 July 2014 ·

Editor’s note: You know, this has been submitted to me twice now and I still can’t really figure out what to say about it. Archie Comics has gotten really weird? It’s nice that your shapeshifters come conveniently labelled now? I would not want to be there when he starts molting? I dunno. Pick one.

Editor’s note: You know, this has been submitted to me twice now and I still can’t really figure out what to say about it. Archie Comics has gotten really weird? It’s nice that your shapeshifters come conveniently labelled now? I would not want to be there when he starts molting? I dunno. Pick one.

29 July 2014 ·

I’m just imagining Michael Palin at this point.
Editor’s note: Maybe that’s why it’s a short story.

I’m just imagining Michael Palin at this point.

Editor’s note: Maybe that’s why it’s a short story.

28 July 2014 ·

Dawn has finally come
A beautiful torsun is rising
Editor’s note: You should always keep your promises to sky torsos. The sky torsos’ wrath is swift and terrible.

Dawn has finally come

A beautiful torsun is rising

Editor’s note: You should always keep your promises to sky torsos. The sky torsos’ wrath is swift and terrible.

25 July 2014 ·

HAPPY OBJECTIFIED SCOTSMAN THURSDAY!

HAPPY OBJECTIFIED SCOTSMAN THURSDAY!

24 July 2014 ·

Jeremiah Quick…. Need I say more? This as popped up on Facebook, of all places. But I mean, if he’s that quick, there shouldn’t be much of a story.
Editor’s note: Well with that much eyeliner he can’t be quick to get out of the house in the morning.

Jeremiah Quick…. Need I say more? This as popped up on Facebook, of all places. But I mean, if he’s that quick, there shouldn’t be much of a story.

Editor’s note: Well with that much eyeliner he can’t be quick to get out of the house in the morning.

23 July 2014 ·

A+ photoshopping. 
Editor’s note: Shirtless baseball player tries to impress looming giant lady in the stands using his incredibly flat head.

A+ photoshopping. 

Editor’s note: Shirtless baseball player tries to impress looming giant lady in the stands using his incredibly flat head.

23 July 2014 ·

Anonymous said: oh, i've read sex in a can, it's pretty good. the can & tentacle pictured are nothing like how they're described, but that's pretty much what it's about so

Someone should post a review of this book on Amazon that says “can & tentacle pictured are nothing like how they’re described, want refund”.

23 July 2014 ·

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