Editor’s Note: well the giant green growth on her back seems like it’d be fairly memorable.

Editor’s Note: well the giant green growth on her back seems like it’d be fairly memorable.

29 August 2014 ·

Editor’s note: …nice of them to provide a postage location suggestion above the title?

Editor’s note: …nice of them to provide a postage location suggestion above the title?

29 August 2014 ·

HAPPY OBJECTIFIED SCOTSMAN THURSDAY!

HAPPY OBJECTIFIED SCOTSMAN THURSDAY!

28 August 2014 ·

Background guy is not impressed by this photoshop job. Background guy judges all.

Background guy is not impressed by this photoshop job. Background guy judges all.

27 August 2014 ·

naughtyfrost said: Hi! I couldn't find an ask on the wtfbadromancecovers blog, so I had to message you here. I'm not sure if you're interested in this but 'Sleepy Hollow Guy' is Sam Bond aka Atlas from the UK Gladiators. He was my favourite, such a sweet guy and now he does terrible book covers haha.

pronouncedlab-eth:

It totally is! Mystery solved. I’m still going to call him Sleepy Hollow Guy, though.

27 August 2014 ·

katechurch:

Ummm, … Ok!

Worst euphamism ever.

katechurch:

Ummm, … Ok!

Worst euphamism ever.

26 August 2014 ·

Mostly it’s the fake tattoo…
Editor’s note: Did he fall asleep like that?

Mostly it’s the fake tattoo…

Editor’s note: Did he fall asleep like that?

26 August 2014 ·

Only Cinderfella is able to balance the carrying pole using just the back of his neck…
Editor’s note: Really overzealous piercing?

Only Cinderfella is able to balance the carrying pole using just the back of his neck…

Editor’s note: Really overzealous piercing?

25 August 2014 ·

from the summary: “And no to mention—She. Hates. Bears.”
Editor’s note: Obviously neither bear nor human can deal with the pun.

from the summary: And no to mention—She. Hates. Bears.”

Editor’s note: Obviously neither bear nor human can deal with the pun.

25 August 2014 ·

"Dr. Watson and Sherlock Holmes’s son track down Jack the Ripper with the help of the douchiest horse ever."
I don’t actually know if this is a romance or not, as I didn’t spend the 99 cents, but it certainly falls under the category of ‘bad’ and ‘wtf’. Considering the author previously wrote something called “Wesley Crusher: Teenage Fuck Machine”, it’s likely. My question now is whether the badly-worded description means Dr. Watson and the son of Holmes or if MPreg is somehow involved.
Editor’s note:

"Dr. Watson and Sherlock Holmes’s son track down Jack the Ripper with the help of the douchiest horse ever."

I don’t actually know if this is a romance or not, as I didn’t spend the 99 cents, but it certainly falls under the category of ‘bad’ and ‘wtf’. Considering the author previously wrote something called “Wesley Crusher: Teenage Fuck Machine”, it’s likely. My question now is whether the badly-worded description means Dr. Watson and the son of Holmes or if MPreg is somehow involved.

Editor’s note:

23 August 2014 ·

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