The eyes…OH GOD THE EYES.
Editor’s note rendered in the form of an animated gif:

The eyes…OH GOD THE EYES.

Editor’s note rendered in the form of an animated gif:

30 September 2014 ·

sexy sheep shearing is a thing?
Editor’s name: Well, the name “Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep” was taken.

sexy sheep shearing is a thing?

Editor’s name: Well, the name “Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep” was taken.

29 September 2014 ·

enterthemoonlightgate said: Him looking like he's praying is entirely intentional- it's 'Liturgy', after all! Thank you so much for making my day though with your comments- I assure you, that's EXACTLY what he's thinking. I should know, I wrote the thing. ♥

Hahaha, actually, I figured (hence why my comment was more about the intricacies of vampire oral hygiene!)

Thank you for being such an awesome sport and I hope the post gets your story some sales! <3

26 September 2014 ·

This keeps coming up in my suggestions and I can’t get over how it looks like the guy is praying?
Editor&#8217;s note: I like how it looks like he&#8217;s going &#8220;Ugh, how many times do I have to tell you, vampire? Breath. Mints.&#8221;

This keeps coming up in my suggestions and I can’t get over how it looks like the guy is praying?

Editor’s note: I like how it looks like he’s going “Ugh, how many times do I have to tell you, vampire? Breath. Mints.”

26 September 2014 ·

Anonymous said: What happens if you run out of objectified Scotsmen

Scotchmageddon.

25 September 2014 ·

HAPPY OBJECTIFIED SCOTSMAN THURSDAY!

HAPPY OBJECTIFIED SCOTSMAN THURSDAY!

25 September 2014 ·

Come at me bro!
Editor&#8217;s note: Interior Cover Guy dares you to mock his trash bag couture. If Missy Elliot could do it, so can he.

Come at me bro!

Editor’s note: Interior Cover Guy dares you to mock his trash bag couture. If Missy Elliot could do it, so can he.

23 September 2014 ·

Thanks for being specific, I guess?

Thanks for being specific, I guess?

22 September 2014 ·

No, it isn’t the poses, no, it isn’t the Sulu looking dude in the back, it is the blank second life look in their eyes…  And there are 12 of these suckers!!!!
Editor&#8217;s note: Revenge of the Halloween Store mannequins!

No, it isn’t the poses, no, it isn’t the Sulu looking dude in the back, it is the blank second life look in their eyes…  And there are 12 of these suckers!!!!

Editor’s note: Revenge of the Halloween Store mannequins!

22 September 2014 ·

This one helpfully has two terrible covers!

A) BOW BEFORE THE LOOMING MUSCULAR GOD OF TRAFFIC

B) This is the least flattering picture of a bicep I have ever seen.

19 September 2014 ·

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