Wow, what a coincidence. I, too, often fantasize about blurry cars bursting forth from my navel while a veiny man massages my arms.

Wow, what a coincidence. I, too, often fantasize about blurry cars bursting forth from my navel while a veiny man massages my arms.

6 July 2012 ·

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